I like the picture on the side of the dash, for once

alexds1:

I went to work 3 hours early this morning

I gave myself one of those under-the-nail papercuts

Someone peed all over the toilet seat in my favorite bathroom stall

(any other minor inconveniences)

My fish ate too much and now swims upside-down.

The cup of water is on the other end of the bed.

This microwavable needs to be turned over and cooked for another 30 seconds.

I reblogged this tumblr post at 1 AM and not enough people are awake to see it immediately.

(Source: guardianolympics)