I like the picture on the side of the dash, for once
I went to work 3 hours early this morning
I gave myself one of those under-the-nail papercuts
Someone peed all over the toilet seat in my favorite bathroom stall
(any other minor inconveniences)
My fish ate too much and now swims upside-down.
The cup of water is on the other end of the bed.
This microwavable needs to be turned over and cooked for another 30 seconds.
I reblogged this tumblr post at 1 AM and not enough people are awake to see it immediately.